I have a confession to make. I’m jealous! I’m a single dude, attractive, great job, and should be living the bachelor lifestyle. I have everything going for me. I’ve worked hard for years and years, and done exactly what I’ve supposed to do. I just never got married. I should be enjoying every aspect of my life and indulging in the rewards I’ve worked hard for. Yet, I find myself being left behind because I’m not coupled up. I’m not married or even in a serious relationship, so it seems like I’ve been completely left out of conversations around sex and well-being. Here’s what I mean.
Embracing Sexual Health
It feels like the world is catering to people in relationships. It’s finally caught up to embracing sexual health and pleasure, but it’s left single guys like me out! It’s always been healthy to have an active, safe sex life. However, this has just recently become widely accepted in general society. What two people do together in the bedroom doesn’t have to stay behind closed doors anymore. People are being applauded for being open about their sexual appetites, kinks, and willingness to experiment. And that’s great! Hell, even the swinger lifestyle is becoming mainstream. We shouldn’t be expected to stay with a single partner and only that partner our entire lives. We should be able to play with others. I’m all for swingers and what they’re all about. But what about us single guys? Are we supposed to just sit here and watch couples have all the fun? Just sit around and wait until we can find someone to be in a serious relationship with? Screw that. I’m booking a vacation with Blue Paradise.
Your Next Vacation
Blue Paradise is an adult sex vacation social club. If you’re wondering what that is, it’s exactly what it sounds like. Located in the beautiful beaches of the Dominican Republic, you’ll find this discrete, luxurious resort that caters to your every want and need. It’s been operating since 2009, and they really know what they’re doing. All you have to do is decide which package you want, book your flight, and they take care of the rest. I think I’ll go for their Euro Package, with the VIP option. I’ll be given a beautiful room with a breathtaking view, a fully stocked minibar, gourmet dining, and 24 hours with two fantastic girls of my choice. Oh, and I can change girls daily. I seriously can’t wait. Being single has never sounded this good. I don’t want to share these girls on my vacation. I never even knew a vacation like this existed. I’ve heard of resorts where clothing is optional, but this is on a completely different level. Plus, these girls are fun to be around. This vacation isn’t about just sex, though that’s a large part of it. You’re having a blast, in a secluded oasis, with nothing to worry about, great food, drinks, and constant companions. What’s not to like?
The Bottom Line
If you’re like me, and you’re sick of watching people in relationships have all the fun, you should book a sex vacation too. We had a hard enough year in 2020, with the expectation of social distancing. At least if you were in a relationship then you could still get laid at home. Us single men were expected to just not touch anyone for an entire year. We deserve this and more. We deserve multiple sex vacations! So let’s make the most of this and have enough fun to make up for all that lost time.